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Posts from ‘January, 2010’

Uncle Chris’s Writing Tips #3: What The Hell Is A Jazzlewozzy?

‘See there,’ said Rablaaaan the Octrazine. ‘A jazzlewozzy! It will make fine vittels, iffen we can catch it and stick it in a stew with some grated a’rair’thian’ttt’x!’ ‘A jazzlewozzy?’ asked Bert. ‘See its long pointy ears, its elongated hind feet and round fluffy tail! See how it prances and snuffles!’ ‘Are you talking about […]


Random news: The movie adaptation of Malice is progressing nicely. The screenwriter is working on the first draft of the script now and will probably deliver around the end of February, and we’ll see where we go from there. I’ve spent the last couple of months knocking around some secret little projects, and discussing with […]

Gather ye!

News! For those who live in the UK, or who like to travel a long long way, two biggie SF/Fantasy conventions coming up. First is the SFX Weekender on the 5th-6th of February. A celebration of all things SF-ey, this one takes place at an out-of-season Butlins Holiday Camp which, as chance would have it, […]